Yo mama jokes (No offense. If you get offended, sorry!)

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. 
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
And for Naruto fans:
Yo mama so stupid even Naruto won't believe it!

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From a friend.