El gato en el casa de agua (The cat in the house of water)

Once upon a time, there was a cat in a house full of water. The end.

iJustine

This is one of my FAVORITE iJ videos. It's hilarious.

And this one:

It's also pretty funneh!

Nick Japan

So, I have recently been exploring the web, and discovered that Japan has a lot of sites almost exactly like the American sites, but, of course, in Japanese. There is Yahoo Japan, and I'm pretty sure there's Google for Japan, too. Well, I have discovered nickjapan.com. It is Nickelodeon for Japan. Remember my earlier post about Spongebob in Japan? Well, I went to that site today and discovered that they have the shows we have here. And, I played some games. The titles of the games are in Japanese, but the games themselves are in English. Weird, right? Well, I'm still exploring and maybe I will find more weird sites.

Yo mama jokes (No offense. If you get offended, sorry!)

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. 
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
And for Naruto fans:
Yo mama so stupid even Naruto won't believe it!

Website: ahajokes.com      

Last one:
From a friend. 
          

The Mean Kitty Song Lyrics

KIIITEHHHHH!!!

This is the best burrito that i've ever eaten!

Watch Naruto And Rock Lee sing and eat burritos!

blonde jokes

1. Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

2.blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.

She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, now she's angry!

She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!"

"Shut up," she says, "You're next."